Mom looks better this evening. She is trying to eat some mashed potatoes/gravy, jello, applesauce, and lemon pie! Naturally, she wants a 'little night cap' (see where I get it...) but for some reason they frown on moonshine in the hospital...
I just got an e-mail from Jason. He and Scott are sitting on the plane to go to Beijing. Scott left for Shanghai last Saturday to stay with Jason, Vu, and Brycen for two weeks. China will never be the same after my two sons "party their way through!" I've asked them for some pictures to post. For those of you who know Jason very well, let's hope he doesn't discover a karaoke bar somewhere... We might have to ask cousin Dawn in Denmark to go and bail him out!
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Tell Jason I charge a fee for playing bail bondsman! I'm sure he and Scott will have a wonderful time traveling around.
I am sorry to hear about Grandma and the pneumonia, but she is strong and I have faith she will pull through.
Tell her I'll try to send her some snaps from Denmark. The Danes call it Gammel Dansk. It's joked as being their national drink (aside from beer!!) and it is very strong! One drink should kill any virus she has!
I don't suppose the hospital has any slot machines to help you pass the time, do they?!?! :) I miss you and please tell Grandma that Michael and I are thinking of her all the time and we miss her.
Michael has been a monkey lately climbing and jumping off things and I told him if he wasn't careful, he was going to break a leg. He said, "good, then I'll be just like Great Grandma!!!" He always has an answer for everything!
We love you all!
-Dawn and Michael
Thought I'd send a few funnies:
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”
JULIE
An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first."
The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs."
The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him."
The old woman responded, "Darn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"
HEE HEE!!
JULIE
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